eat weed!!!

josh sophie

meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

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windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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neuroxin:

ottermatopoeia:

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

"begin phase one"

If you can’t get pure weapons-grade plutonium store bought is fine.

(via tout-est-foutu)

v bad pic of a v cute baby husky!!!!!!

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

(via broccloi)

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

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saintlxurent:

Lorde is literally a dark pale blog in human form

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saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

image

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undercount:

rowrz:

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(     okay   ?   )
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(     shut up    ) 
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xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

yungyen:

liteskint:

vinebox:

When you wake up and think you’re late for school

!!!!!

this gon be me now

(via brendanwtf)

spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

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